Hey Nicole do you think fags should be allowed in the army?  Like really?  I don’t and think it’s disgusting that while someone is serving their country another guy could be checking out their ass.

Christian M
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Ha!  I love the irony of a guy named Christian placing a judgment like that.  Gotta love organized religion.  And, any guy or girl should count themselves lucky to have anyone check out their ass, ever.  One day we’ll all be fat and saggy and old and the only one looking at our asses will be our Dr.’s, so quit your bitchin’!
 
And to answer  your question Christian, I really really must disagree with you.  I think it’s Fab-U-Lous to have “fags” in the army, and here’s why.
 
The Uniform:  You think it was the army brats from the southern states that turned camo into a fashion statement already twice in my lifetime?  Hells no!   Them bati boys have worked the fabric and made the army chic. 
 
The re-building in Afghanland:  FLASH FORWARD>>>
Ok, so all the countries have helped to liberate the war stricken nation… now what?  Those Afghan women have been under them berkas for years, and I’m sure it can’t look, or smell very pretty under there.

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, no man will have the energy for silly things like Holy war when they just ravaged their lady (or man) friend.  Ow ow.
And, if reality and make over tv has taught me anything it’s that gay men can turn a train wreck into a supermodel, and generally in just a few hours.
Keep those a la lain’ guys busy, and there won’t be need to return to the desert.
 
The Scare Factor: It’s called propaganda bitches.  I think it’s time to use people’s ignorance against them, you know, the way the news does.
 
So I propose we drop thousands of flyers over enemy lines that say “We love brown men”, with a pic of gay men straddling a tied up terrorist type.

Let them think if captured they won’t be tortured; they’ll be anally raped and let go.  And while we’re at it, tell them if you look a gay man in the eyes, you’ll get AIDS.    Forget Iron Man, and huge bombs, THAT will scare them.
 
Wow, I think I should run for president.
 
Anyhoo, thanks for writing to me Christian, hope we can agree to disagree, because I honestly believe everyone should have the right to get married, serve your country, and feel safe being themselves, no matter what they stick where.
 
Keep Laughin’
Nicolexoxo